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Front and back design of a body pillow featuring a pale man with white hair, dark goggles, and a white lab coat. The pillow has decorative text and skull drawings on a red background.

Front and back design of a body pillow featuring a pale man with white hair, dark goggles, and a white lab coat. The pillow has decorative text and skull drawings on a red background.

šŸ–¤ Dick Knubbler from metalocalypse Body Pillow Design Concept šŸ–¤(Dick Knubbler has that distinct, eerie clinical creepiness—like the guy you’d expect to run a psychological experiment and then calmly sip coffee while chaos explodes behind him. He’s not just a character, he’s a walking contradiction: polished yet unsettling, calm but clearly deranged. āø» āœ‚ļø Hair • A stiff, shoulder-length platinum blond bob cut—blunt, no layers, eerily perfect. • It’s got that ā€œ1970s cult leader meets robotic church organistā€ vibe, clean but cold. • No motion, no frizz—just precision—like it was ironed flat and never allowed to move. āø» šŸ‘ļø Eyes & Face • Eyes: Replaced with those haunting mechanical implants—thick circular metal-rimmed goggles fused into his skull, complete with visible wiring or bolts. • Cold, unblinking. Like a machine scanning your soul while sipping tea. • Face: Pale, emotionless, sharply contoured, with a permanent frown line in the brow and a tight, tight mouth. There’s zero warmth—just clinical detachment. • Nose is sharp and long, contributing to the bird-like, unsettling aura. āø» 🄼 Clothing • Wears an off-white button-up tunic, high-collared, minimalistic—no frills, no dirt, just clean authoritarian vibes. • It screams ā€œinstitutionalā€ or ā€œgovernment lab project,ā€ like a uniform meant for control or indoctrination. • His sleeves are slightly wrinkled, but everything else is immaculately pressed.) (Front Side & Back Side) āø» 🩸 Front Side – ā€œMaestro of Madnessā€ • Pose: See more