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A pillow featuring a pale, stern-looking man with platinum blonde hair and dark goggles, shown from front and back.

A pillow featuring a pale, stern-looking man with platinum blonde hair and dark goggles, shown from front and back.

🖤 Dick Knubbler from metalocalypse Body Pillow Design Concept 🖤(Dick Knubbler has that distinct, eerie clinical creepiness—like the guy you’d expect to run a psychological experiment and then calmly sip coffee while chaos explodes behind him. He’s not just a character, he’s a walking contradiction: polished yet unsettling, calm but clearly deranged. ⸻ ✂️ Hair • A stiff, shoulder-length platinum blond bob cut—blunt, no layers, eerily perfect. • It’s got that “1970s cult leader meets robotic church organist” vibe, clean but cold. • No motion, no frizz—just precision—like it was ironed flat and never allowed to move. ⸻ 👁️ Eyes & Face • Eyes: Replaced with those haunting mechanical implants—thick circular metal-rimmed goggles fused into his skull, complete with visible wiring or bolts. • Cold, unblinking. Like a machine scanning your soul while sipping tea. • Face: Pale, emotionless, sharply contoured, with a permanent frown line in the brow and a tight, tight mouth. There’s zero warmth—just clinical detachment. • Nose is sharp and long, contributing to the bird-like, unsettling aura. ⸻ 🥼 Clothing • Wears an off-white button-up tunic, high-collared, minimalistic—no frills, no dirt, just clean authoritarian vibes. • It screams “institutional” or “government lab project,” like a uniform meant for control or indoctrination. • His sleeves are slightly wrinkled, but everything else is immaculately pressed.) (Front Side & Back Side) ⸻ 🩸 Front Side – “Maestro of Madness” • Pose: See more