[0:00 – 0:10 | New York Apartment – Kitchen] (Messy kitchen, slice of pizza on the counter. A roach struts in with a tiny Yankees cap.) New York Roach: "Ay yo, you eatin’ that pizza or what?" Human: (grabs shoe) "Out of my kitchen!" Roach: (crosses arms) "Nah, YOU outta MY kitchen." (Takes a bite of pizza, stares down human.) [0:11 – 0:25 | Florida Living Room] (Human relaxing. Loud buzzing fills the room. A huge roach with sunglasses swoops in like a helicopter.) Florida Roach: "What’s up sunshine? Time to FLY!" (Human screams, dives for cover. Roach chases them.) Human: "Why is it chasing ME?!" Florida Roach: "Welcome to Florida, baby!" [0:26 – 0:39 | Split Screen Ending] Left side: NY Roach chillin’ on pizza. Right side: Florida Roach flying after human. Narrator (funny voice): "New York roaches run the block… Florida roaches run YOU." (Comedic music hit, screen fades out.) See more