[ [ ["Me: Gonna eat healthy today."], ["calm, hopeful expression with sparkly eyes"] ], [ ["Fridge: Only thing inside is a single stick of butter."], ["blank stare, one raised eyebrow"] ], [ ["Brain: Butter is technically keto."], ["sly grin, eyes darting sideways"] ], [ ["*gnawing butter like a candy bar, tears streaming*"], ["horrified joy, greasy mouth, dead eyes"] ] ]; See more