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Six cartoon people in pajamas at a "Bedbug Survivors Anonymous" meeting, holding fly swatters, with "GREG" posters.

Six cartoon people in pajamas at a "Bedbug Survivors Anonymous" meeting, holding fly swatters, with "GREG" posters.

🪳🛏️ BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS 🛏️🪳 “*We rise... itchy but undefeated.*” Been bit? Seen a bug? Made accidental eye contact with one crawling across your pillow at 3am? You may be eligible for: ✅ Community support ✅ Group scratching ✅ Public roasting of the bug named Greg (he knows what he did) ✅ Snacks (probably not) ✅ Emotional healing (maybe) ✅ Humor (definitely) 📍 *Location:* Behind the vending machine, next to that one guy who swears he saw three bugs tangoing 🕓 *Time:* Whenever someone screams, “I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!” 💬 *Dress code:* Pajamas and paranoia 🧼 *Sanity is optional, but laughter is required.* --- 🗣️ **SURVIVOR QUOTE OF THE WEEK:** *"I used to be a deep sleeper. Now I flinch when I see a raisin."* – DeShawn, proud survivor of the Great Blanket War of Tuesday --- No judgment. No shame. Just jokes, healing, and shared hatred of Greg the Bedbug. Bring your stories. Bring your bites. Bring your best bug-swatting form. 🐜 TOGETHER… WE SCRATCH BACK. 🐜 See more