A stylized illustration of a parent in a futuristic "Snooze-Cooze 3000" chair with a baby on their chest, holding a coffee cup, with control panels around them.

The "Snooze-Cooze 3000" Joke Chair Description This chair looks less like furniture and more like a bizarre fusion of an astronaut's cockpit and a high-tech dentist chair, designed purely for a parent to pass out in while the baby remains securely (if ridiculously) positioned attached to the parent in an upright poistion. Visuals & Features: The Main Structure: A massive, throne of a dentist style chair adjusted to be almost upright with straps to secure the parent in an upright position, perhaps in a sickly beige or "exhausted parent" grey color. It's built on a wide, industrial-looking base with heavy-duty casters and the word "BRAKE" stenciled in large red letters on the front. Parent Pod: The main seat features a built-in, inflatable neck pillow that resembles a life vest and automatically inflates the moment the parent's head tilts more than 5 degrees. The armrests are absurdly wide and padded, perhaps with little built-in cup holders (one for coffee, one for water, one for the 3 AM energy drink). The Baby Position: The design incorporates a secure, elevated cradle-like attachment on the parent's chest to hold the baby attached to the parents front so the baby can sleep upright. "Auto-Soothe" System: The chair has a large, red "Soothe" button. When pressed, the entire contraption begins a gentle, side-to-side rocking motion (like a boat) while simultaneously emitting loud, oscillating white noise and the scent of "calm lavender" (via a built-in air freshener). See more