Parody meme in two side-by-side panels. TOP BANNER reads: “DEALERS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK” in bold yellow text on a red background. LEFT PANEL: A broke stoner in a hoodie and beanie hands $60 and a small sandwich bag to a weed dealer in a dingy apartment hallway. The dealer looks unimpressed. Caption: “$60 for 3.5g. Standard.” RIGHT PANEL: The same stoner now hands the dealer a comically oversized, gallon-sized Ziploc bag that’s totally empty. The dealer looks surprised but impressed. Caption: “Still 3.5g… but HALF the price.” The stoner’s shirt has a heart with the word “Nick” inside. Style: comic book parody, meme layout, bright colors, over-the-top clickbait ad energy See more