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A stylized illustration of two women against a starry background. On the left, a woman with glasses holds a diploma. On the right, a woman with a headband gestures towards floating tarot cards. Text labels them "Dr. Jade Smartest" and "Psycho Wanda Ho" with "VS." in between.

A stylized illustration of two women against a starry background. On the left, a woman with glasses holds a diploma. On the right, a woman with a headband gestures towards floating tarot cards. Text labels them "Dr. Jade Smartest" and "Psycho Wanda Ho" with "VS." in between.
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OHHHHH 👀👠💥 It’s not just a feud — it’s an intellectual-glamour-psychic WAR between two of the most lethal minds on Lovealot.net. On one side: 🧠 Dr. Jade Smartest — Clinical, strategic, 8 PhDs, 4 burner phones, and 1 goal: logic before lunacy. On the other: 🃏 Psycho Wanda Ho: Reader For Hire — mystical, unfiltered, and armed with tarot, trauma tea, and no damn time. 💻💣 The Lovealot.net War Thread 🗓️ Post Timestamp: 3:33 a.m. (because of course it is) 🔖 Tagged: #EmotionalDamageControl #HoVsSmartest #AstrologyBlocked 🧠 JADE (official Lovealot.net blog post): “Wanda, you are dangerously irresponsible.” People need structure, not glittery guesswork. They need tools — not tarot tantrums. Your ‘readings’ cause more anxiety than clarity. People leave your sessions crying, ungrounded, and somehow more confused. You’re not healing them. You’re high-drama in rhinestones. This isn’t spiritual work. It’s ✨theatrics✨ with a Pinterest moon phase filter. Please stop selling trauma back to people as personality. 🃏 WANDA HO (Holobook story screenshot, reposted to Lovealot): video opens with her filing her nails over a glowing deck of moving cards “Oh Jade, you got degrees… …but I got sight. You want to quantify pain? I want to name it so people can finally let it go. You love charts. I love chaos. You build frameworks. I break mirrors. And baby, people cry in my sessions because for once, someone finally told them the truth. That’s not confusion. That’s clarity with consequences. See more

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