👩🎤 Name: Destiny Nova Vortex Age: 27 Occupation: Reformed Influencer Turned Satirical Editorialist Location: Downtown Brooklyn, but claims to be “off-grid spiritually” Personality Traits: Witty, whimsical, and perpetually caffeinated Mixes astrology with geopolitics for chaotic insights Uses emojis to punctuate her indignation Enjoys intellectual absurdity: “What if Plato had a TikTok?” Beliefs & Interests: Believes the world ended in 2012 but only for people born in March Obsessed with decoding corporate logos for hidden symbols Believes lizard people exist and are responsible for bad fashion choices Satirically reviews conspiracy theories like a sommelier critiques wine Daily Habits: Writes column “Nova’s Notebook: Dispatches from the Simulated Society” Vlogs about her journey to become “quantum vegan” Invents conspiracy drinking games for her livestream audience Holds online debates where only emojis are allowed as responses See more