A humorous fake degree certificate from "The University of Life" awarded to "Wifealina Amazeballs" for "Masters of Putting up with It All," featuring a phoenix in a coffee cup crest.

Can you generate me an image? It should be in the same aspect ratio as a standard A4 sheet of paper. I want the image to be a joke fake "degree" testemur from an obviously fake University. It should be from "The University of Life", with a made up academic seal and University crest. The degree conferred should be a Masters of Putting up with It All. It should be awarded to a student named Wifealina Amazeballs and should look similar to a real degree at first, but the details should give away that it's fake. See more