A colorful, cartoon-style personal crest with a shield quartered into scenes: a man asleep at a computer, a man watching rugby, and two brown shoes. It features a knight's helmet, keyboard, tea, beer, bulldog, and rugby player, with 'SWEENEY' on a banner below.

Crest Design Description: Shield (Quartered): Each section of the shield represents a defining Sweeney virtue: Top Left: A man slumped in an office chair, head tilted back, fast asleep in front of a glowing computer monitor. One hand dangles limply over a half-finished spreadsheet, and a cup of cold tea teeters dangerously on the edge of the desk. Top Right: A proud figure—arms crossed, eyes laser-focused—staring at a rugby match on TV. Behind him is a table of untouched chores. A small flag with a rugby team crest waves triumphantly from the sofa armrest. Bottom Left: A beautifully detailed brown shoe with polished leather and perfect stitching. Bottom Right: Another brown shoe—but an entirely different shade, more suede than shine, perhaps vaguely orange in direct sunlight. The two shoes together create a confusing but unforgettable impression. Supporters (on either side of the shield): Left: A snoring bulldog, belly up, wearing headphones plugged into nothing. Right: A rugby player holding a pint, covered in grass stains, with one shoe missing. Crest Above Shield: A cracked keyboard wrapped in a scarf, topped by a steaming cup of tea with a teabag hanging sadly off the side. Mantling: Plaid pajama fabric and old sports jersey sleeves, flowing gently like the breeze from an oscillating fan. See more