An antique naval painting of a fantastical ship with a pig's head prow, prosciutto sails, porchetta cannons, and chefs on deck, sailing on a sea of broth with tortellini.

Create a hyper-detailed, realistic antique naval painting depicting a single large warship. The hull is made of Parmigiano Reggiano rind with the dotted “Parmigiano Reggiano” brand burned into its surface. The prow is a whole porchetta with a pig’s head. The cannons are smaller porchettas, also placed along the ship’s sides: from only some of them, smaller burrata cheeses with the little knot on top are being fired like cannonballs in flight, with motion and dynamism. The sails are made of prosciutto, and the rigging is made of sausages like real ship ropes. On deck, many chefs in white uniforms wield cutlery (knives, forks, spoons) instead of swords. Flags with pig heads fly from the masts. The sea is not water but a clear, transparent broth with tortellini floating visibly. The sky is clear, bright, and without fog. The style should resemble a grand antique naval painting, rich in details, realistic, and majestic. See more