A colorful movie poster titled "ISLAND LABOUR DAY" featuring six diverse men, including a muscular man with an eyepatch and beard, an angry man holding a phone, a man with a guitar, and several other older men with distinct features.

I would like a movie poster The movie should be called "Island Labour Day" and the title must appear in the top 1/3 of the poster. There should be 6 men on the poster. Man 1: Is named "Action Jackson" He must be in the bottom 1/3 of the poster Must look about 60 years old. Must be completely bald. Must have a large gray beard. Must be strong and have chiseled muscles. Must be wearing leather chaps Must have his arms crossed. Must have an anchor tattoo on his forearm. He must have an eyepatch. Man 2: Is named "PJ" He must be in the bottom 1/3 of the poster. Must be tall and muscular. Must have spikey blonde hair Must be hyper focused on his mobile phone. Man 3: Is named "Banjamin" He must be in the bottom 1/3 of the poster. Must be holding a lit cigar Must be front and center of the men. Must have glasses. Must have short brown hair and a short salt and pepper beard. He must be squinting his eyes intensely. Man 4: Is named "Greg" He must be in the bottom 1/3 of the poster. Must be wearing a soccer uniform. Must be holding a guitar. Must be cross-eyed. Must be the second shortest. He must have a pot belly. Man 5: Is called "Punchie" He must be in the bottom 1/3 of the poster. Must be the shortest man Must be wearing a v-neck t-shirt. Must be completely bald. Must have very skinny legs. Must have a very top heavy build, muscular and fit. Must have very skinny legs. Must look like he works in IT. Man 6: Is called "Dave" He must be bald with hair only on the sides of his head. He See more