An illustration of a girl in a maid outfit with cat ears holding a star wand.

🔹 Cat Ear Headband: Fuzzy. Pink. Sits just slightly crooked so everyone knows you put it on in a fit of whimsy and not because you're trying too hard (you are, though). 🔸 Oversized Bell Collar: Each step you take is a tiny announcement of your life choices. Jingle-jingle, judgment is coming. 🔹 Ruffled Arm Cuffs: Completely unnecessary, but vital to the aesthetic. These scream “I’m helpless and fashionable.” 🔸 Lace Choker with Tiny Heart Charm: For when you want to say “I’m emotionally unavailable and adorable.” 🔹 Stockings with Bows on the Back: Functional? No. But they complete the vibe of “I lost a battle with Etsy.” 🔸 Platform Mary Janes: You will twist your ankle within the first three steps, but you will look fabulous doing it. 🔹 Custom Maid Apron: Embroidered with your name in Hiragana and a warning label: “May spontaneously emit sparkles.” 🔸 Miniature Backpack in the Shape of a Strawberry: Holds nothing. Offers everything. 🔹 Glittery Magical Wand (Nonfunctional): Used exclusively to threaten friends with sparkly violence when they mock your outfit (and they will). See more