A disgruntled, plush pony-like figure with messy blonde hair wearing a black Metallica t-shirt sits slumped on a brown couch next to a miniature TV.

A hyperrealistic, comedic action figure parody of My Little Pony, titled "My Lazy Cousin," depicting a disheveled 30-year-old Caucasian male with messy blonde hair, wearing a stained, oversized graphic tee featuring a faded band logo and ripped denim shorts. His pose is slumped, leaning against a miniature, pixelated Netflix-streaming TV, one hand loosely gripping a vape pen, the other draped over a miniature, rumpled pillow. His facial expression is one of apathetic boredom, eyes half-closed, mouth slightly agape. The figure's skin texture is slightly oily, suggesting a lack of hygiene. He's positioned slightly off-center, creating a dynamic diagonal composition, with a low-angle wide shot emphasizing the figure's slumped posture. The background is a stark, minimalist white, emphasizing the figure and accessories. The lighting is soft, natural, almost reminiscent of a poorly lit apartment. The overall color palette is muted, with tones of grey, beige, and washed-out blues and greens, enhancing the lazy, apathetic mood. A miniature, slightly tattered book titled "101 Excuses" rests beside him. The style blends hyperrealism with elements of pop surrealism and satire, evoking a humorous and critical commentary on modern lifestyle. The overall mood is ironic and comedic, highlighting the contrast between the cute My Little Pony aesthetic and the slovenly figure. The image should feel like a still life with a comedic twist. The texture of the clothing and accessories should be See more