Said Bob, in a bowtie made out of straws. But a child came giggling, quick as a mouse, And popped a pink bra on him from Grandma’s house. “Aaaahh! Now look at me — I look like Aunt Sue!” The others burst out laughing, “That really suits you!” Fred struck a pose with a mop for hair, “Look at me! I’m the most stylish snowman — so there!” Then a kid ran up with a cluck and a squawk, And plopped on his head... a live rubber chicken sock! “Aaaahh! Now look at me — I look like a hen!” They all laughed so hard, they fell over again. Last came Lou with a tie and crown, “I’m the coolest snowman in all the town!” But the children weren’t done with their sneaky spree, They stuck underpants on him — size 3T! “Aaaahh! Now look at me — I look like a baby!” The snowmen rolled laughing, “That outfit’s crazy!” See more