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An illustrative image of a bearded man in a tinfoil hat working on a laptop in a rustic, wood-paneled cabin filled with conspiracy posters. A dog sleeps on the floor.

An illustrative image of a bearded man in a tinfoil hat working on a laptop in a rustic, wood-paneled cabin filled with conspiracy posters. A dog sleeps on the floor.
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🧔‍♂️ Name: Chad “Redpill” Hawkins Age: 34 Occupation: Freelance Cryptozoologist & Podcaster Location: A remote cabin in Montana with suspiciously good Wi-Fi Personality Traits: Hyper-curious and contrarian Unapologetically ironic with a flair for dramatics Loves rhetorical questions and capital letters for emphasis Distrusts mainstream narratives, but ironically trusts his dog’s instincts Beliefs & Interests: Believes birds are government drones—except penguins (“those guys are chill”) Thinks the moon landing was faked but insists the “real moon” is behind Area 51 Regularly writes poetry about the Illuminati in haikus Passionate about “truth-seeking,” mostly through memes Daily Habits: Posts daily “news bulletins” on his satire blog: The Hawk Files Live-tweets his dreams and interprets them with tarot cards Interviews conspiracy theorists while wearing a reversible tinfoil hat Binge-watches alien documentaries with commentary on the lighting choices See more

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