A sad-looking man with party hats floating around his head holds a blue balloon on a birthday card with sarcastic text.

Create a painfully mundane, clearly AI-generated birthday card for a 41-year-old man who absolutely does not want to celebrate. Add other phrases in dry, passive-aggressive tones. The card should feel unhinged yet boring — cluttered with awkward AI mistakes like too many fingers or floating party hats. Colors should clash horribly. Overall, it should look like a machine tried too hard to simulate joy and gave up halfway through. Make it bleak, sarcastic, and a little unsettling and unhinged See more