Create a colorful, humorous certificate that looks like a child's award. Use bright, playful colors (like red, blue, yellow, and green) and cartoon-style decorations such as stars, ribbons, balloons, or confetti. The certificate should have a bold, fun design with whimsical fonts. In the center of the certificate, include this text: "This sign isn’t just for decoration. If you parked here thinking 'It’s probably fine,' congratulations — you’ve failed a basic reading test in public!" At the bottom, in bold, cheerful letters, add: "City Vehicle Parking Only" The overall vibe should be satirical and lighthearted, like a parody of a children's achievement award. See more