🎸 The Battle of Shredderysburg – Live at METALSTOCK 1863 🎸 The hazy fields of Gettysburg, once soaked in blood, are now caked in mud and sweat. Flags wave not of North or South, but of Exodus and chaos. The sky burns orange as fireworks explode, mixing with the smoke of flamethrowers and stacks of Marshall amps screaming into the dusk. Tens of thousands of Union and Confederate soldiers—long-haired, shirtless, war-paint smeared—slam in a massive, apocalyptic circle pit, doing the Toxic Waltz with reckless abandon. 🔥 On the pyrotechnic-lit stage, built on crates of black powder and twisted bayonets, the band takes the battlefield 🔥 🎤 Abraham "The Emancipator" Lincoln – Rhythm Guitar & Vocals Top hat gone, replaced with long black hair flying wildly. Abe rips his axe with thunderous downstrokes, growling verses about emancipation and annihilation. His stovepipe mic stand is wrapped in chains and eagle feathers. With each guttural roar—"FOUR SCORE AND MOSH MORE!"—the crowd loses its collective mind. 🎸 Ulysses S. "Unholy" Grant – Lead Guitar Shirtless and soaked in bourbon, Grant slings a custom Flying V carved from cannon wood. Fingers blazing faster than a cavalry charge, he shreds solos like musket fire. He kneels mid-solo, sparks shooting from his fretboard as he taps a furious harmonic ode to victory and vengeance. 🥁 Stonewall “Blastbeat” Jackson – Drummer Sitting high behind a kit made from old war drums and cannon barrels, Jackson is a blastbeat messiah. Eyes See more