A screaming green goblin with teal hair, wearing a colorful, layered outfit and a shirt that reads 'EMOTIONAL MESS', stands against a swirling cosmic background.

A wild, untamed neon mess — think electric teal tangled with streaks of glitter and the faint smell of burnt sage. Like they stuck their head in a cosmic blender and forgot to stop. Eyes: Wide, glassy, and maybe a little bloodshot from crying over the state of the world — but sparkling with manic energy and the hint of “I just had 17 existential breakthroughs in 5 minutes.” Clothes: An eclectic nightmare thrift store haul — layered scarves, mismatched socks, a vintage band tee with holes, and something shiny, like a sequined jacket or a cape made from discarded festival wristbands. Bonus points if there’s a patch that says “Emotional Mess” somewhere. Accessories: Probably a necklace made of random trinkets — a tiny plastic llama, a moon charm, and a dried flower picked up from some sketchy roadside. Maybe also a flask that suspiciously smells like kombucha mixed with regret. Aura: A visible cloud of glitter and chaotic vibes that both attracts and terrifies people. Like a walking mood ring of panic and passion. General vibe: Equal parts “I just discovered the meaning of life” and “I’m gonna impulsively text my ex and delete it immediately.” A beautiful disaster goblin who radiates warmth, weirdness, and zero chill. See more