A whimsical, painterly illustration of a happy, flaming block of cheese with matchstick limbs running past a pizzeria and a ballerina silhouette, with text on a banner.

lore. Name: Formaggio Fiammifero (The Flaming Cheese, with a voice that sounds like a man enthusiastically trying to sell you something you don't need) Origin story: In a forgotten cul-de-sac behind a very loud pizzeria, an unholy creation was forged. During a late-night power surge, a block of extra-aged parmesan collided with a box of matches. The resulting AI-fused lifeform, Formaggio Fiammifero, was born. Appearance: He looks like a sentient block of parmesan cheese, but with tiny matchsticks for arms and legs. When he is angry (which is always), his head ignites with a harmless, smokeless fire, and he smells vaguely of woodsmoke and old milk. The narrative: One day, Formaggio Fiammifero was walking to the corner store for some more matches, when he saw the mysterious Ballerina Cappuccina gracefully pirouetting with her cappuccino-cup head. He immediately decided she was his greatest rival, even though she ignored him completely. Now, his flaming cheese-head burns with a purpose: to be a mildly inconvenient and slightly off-putting nuisance in the background of her videos. His purpose: To follow Ballerina Cappuccina around, his matchstick legs making tiny, frantic clacking noises. Every so often, he'll shout something in his over-the-top accent, like "Ehi! Guarda me! Il formaggio che brucia!" (Hey! Look at me! The cheese that burns See more