A smiling young male football player wearing a green and yellow Mud Dogs jersey with number 31 stands on a field with bleachers and fans in the background.

Yo, it's ya boy Bobby Boucher Jr., 31 and just a zany water dude for da Louisiana footy gang. Stickin' to his nosy mama, Helen, thinkin' pops kicked the bucket in the Sahara from thirst back in the funky '60s. The jocks roast him non-stop, and after 18 years of splash duty, Coach Red tosses him out for bein' a pesky bug. Bobby jumps to Coach Klein of the South-Central Louisiana State Mud Dogs and dives back into the madness – duh, he’s in it to win it. The Mud Dogs? Total dumpster blaze, lost 40 in a row, cheerleaders and mascots getting lit, and the homies swappin' stanky pads 'cause they broke. When the fresh meat messes with him, Klein tells Bobby to toughen up those flimsy bones! Bobby bottles that fury and blindsides the QB! Klein peeps the fire in Bobby and chats with Helen, but she’s all like, "Nah, too sketchy!" Klein flips, sweet-talks Bobby into joinin' the wild side 'cause he craves school glory. Bobby turns into a beast on the turf. In his first game, he throws a win just to smash a dude who dissed mama. Then, the Mud Dogs start snatching wins like candy! Bobby's tasting fame and even runs into his wild crush, Vicki Vallencourt. But mama Helen is like, "Nope, she’s pure chaos!" The team bags new gear and a shot at the Bourbon Bowl on New Year's against the Cougars and Coach Beaulieu. But then, bam! Beaulieu crashes their pep rally with truth bombs that Bobby's high school is a ghost town, and those bogus docs make him ineligible for college and the game. The See more