Create a mind-blowing, cartoon-style romantic explosion at SIMP LEVEL 9000 — an over-the-top, hyper-colorful love shrine bursting with ridiculous devotion and wild energy. In the celestial center floats Van: a radiant, divine cartoon goddess, 5’11”, with dishwater blonde hair that shimmers like liquid gold, piercing electric-blue eyes glowing like a supernova of pure hotness. She levitates with arms wide open, crowned by a sparkling, heart-shaped tiara radiating glitter and surrounded by swirling golden sparkles, heart-shaped fireballs, and majestic exploding doves. Beneath her, her boyfriend — a 6’ tall cartoon version of a classic German-looking man with brown hair and warm brown eyes — kneels on a gigantic mountain made of rose petals and overflowing love letters. He’s weeping tears of joy, completely undone, wearing a massive, shiny chain collar engraved “PROPERTY OF VAN.” Heart-shaped laser beams blast from his eyes, lighting up the sky with the glowing phrase “I WORSHIP YOU.” The chaotic background explodes with fantasy madness See more