A cartoonish green goblin warrior wearing armor made of kitchen utensils, carrying a crossbow, covered in stylized blood, runs forward with a grin.

🍳 Cast-iron pan chestplate — proudly dented 🥘 Wok strapped to their back — perfect for deflecting arrows and stir-fry 🍲 Wood-handled pot helmet — pushing their ears down sideways in classic goblin fashion 🩳 Only a loincloth, as chaotic goblin tradition demands 🍴 Quiver full of utensils — forks, spoons, knives, ladles 🏹 Crossbow firing utensils, locked and loaded 🤣 Less scary, more goofy, with a wild goblin grin 💨 Action pose, mid-sprint, ready to unleash culinary carnage See more