A humorous illustrated parody product: a vintage retro-style metal polish tin labeled “Turd Polish.” Designed like an old-fashioned shoe-polish tin with bold 1950s-style typography, ornate decorative borders, and a playful slogan like “For the Ultimate Shine.” Color scheme: red and gold. Flat retro illustration style, clean, colorful, family-friendly. No depiction of actual feces. Centered on a simple background. See more