Muscular man with green mohawk, torn red flannel, and jeans covered in slapstick injuries from booby traps on a farm.

Hot, masculine, muscular cowboy in a red flannel and snug wrangler jeans has just been through a series of slapstick booby traps. His hair is dyed neon green and is standing straight up due to and electric shock. His shirt is torn in the front and covered in paintball splatters. His shoulders have been tarred and feathered. There are tacks and legos stuck to the front of his jeans. There is a singed hole in his jeans near the back right pocket where his skin is visible, with a smoking hot smiley face brand there. The background is a farm. His face is contorted with pain, and his body is twisted so all of the details are visible, Realistic. See more