in Minecraft…” 🦍 “I spawned deep in the jungle. No tools, no armor… just bananas. Lots of bananas.” 🍌 “I punched a tree. It punched me back. Fair.” 💎 “Then I fell into a cave — and guess what? Diamonds!” 😱 “But I couldn’t mine them… I’m a gorilla, remember?” 🪓 “So I stole a villager’s pickaxe.” 👴 “He screamed, I ran, he chased me for 3 villages.” 🦍💎 “Worth it. Now I’m the richest gorilla in Minecraft.” See more