A cartoonish, three-eyed green lizard with its tongue out looks at a sparkling pink high-heeled shoe in a vast sand desert.

Once there was a three-eyed lizard named Kevin. He lived in a hot place and liked eating flies. One day he saw a pink sparkly sandal in the sand. It was the prettiest thing he ever saw. He kissed it. Then he slept next to it every night and called it sandra the Sandal. He tried to feed it bugs but it didn't eat them. He still loved her. The end. See more