[intro] This is a deep story So get a cup of tea Sit down, listen to me Then, delightfully Recall a tale of woe When I bought a dynamo But couldn't get it to go Unless I went much too slow [Verse] When I'm thinking about our apples I get an urge to return to the orchard The cider press calls to me In this timeless groove, let the booze flow [Chorus] An apple's whisper in the future Apple gonna hurt you Why? Ok, wait, apple gonna hurt you. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh no no no no no no no mm mm mm mm mm mm mm poo poo poo poo poo poo h h h h h h h rr rr rr rr rr rr [verse] There was a feeling in the night That something wasn't quite right Shortly after we had a fight But before the lights shone bright In the evening there was a horse That liked watching Inspector Morse As a river runs its course Through a valley thronged with gorse [chorus] ha ha ha ha ha ha oo oo oo oo oo oo v v v v v v oooooo-ahhhhhhhhhh() ho ho ho ho ho ho do do do do do do h h h h h h h lllllulgver! [verse] We saw things I don't believe Like a metal ferret playing greensleeves Like a condemned nunnery getting a reprieve From a magistrate named Steve Gonna do something new now Make friends with an anxious sow Look at the stars, see the plough Step on a rusty nail and say "ow!" (ow ow ow ow ow ow!) See more