Image Prompt: A bright, cheery morning news set with oversized mugs, plants, and too much lighting. Two hosts — a bubbly Gen Z blonde with space buns and a sarcastic millennial with a brunette bob — are mid-segment. The blonde is laughing so hard she’s curled up on the couch. The brunette is wiping tears from her mascara-streaked face while trying to read viewer tweets on a tablet. Behind them, a screen shows a cartoonish animation of the accident, labeled: “WHY TELEPORTATION IS NOT A TWO-MAN JOB” The mood is chaotic joy. The segment is totally derailed. The lower-third graphic: “#TipToTipTrending: Viewers React to Historic Malfunction” See more