A vintage collegiate-style crest featuring a raccoon on a dumpster, a syringe crossed with a magnifying glass, a stack of reports labeled "VAERS," and a Wi-Fi symbol. Banners read "CERTIFIED TRASH PANDA" and "VAERS DUMPSTER DIVERS." A motto below says "SCIENTIA COINCIDENTALIS."

Design a vintage collegiate-style shield or crest for “Certified Trash Panda | VAERS Dumpster Divers.” Divide the shield into four sections: (1) a dumpster with a raccoon on top, (2) a syringe crossed with a magnifying glass, (3) a stack of reports labeled “VAERS,” (4) a Wi-Fi symbol or “@” icon. Add a banner across the top with “Certified Trash Panda” and a bottom ribbon with “VAERS Dumpster Divers.” Include a small motto below: “Scientia Coincidentalis.” Use muted, vintage colors (navy, gold, burgundy) and traditional serif fonts for an ironic prestigious look. Make it look like a real university crest but clearly satirical. See more