scene from ox's bobs burgers featuring bob, tina and gene belcher: [Scene opens at the restaurant counter. Bob holds up some tangled yarn.] Bob: (serious) Okay, so, today... I’m teaching myself—and you—how to knit. Because apparently stress knitting is a thing, and I run a burger place during a lettuce shortage, so yeah. [Tina appears in the background.] Tina: Is it like... emotionally therapeutic? Or is it just you replacing one obsession with another? Bob: (firmly) It’s therapeutic. And it has less grease. Step one: take your knitting needles—these pointy things that I definitely didn’t almost stab myself with already—and your yarn. [Cut to a close-up of Bob awkwardly trying to cast on stitches.] Bob: Now you loop the yarn like this... then you twist it... no, wait. Crap. Is this a knot? Tina, is this a knot? Tina: Looks like a cry for help. Bob: (sighs) Okay. Step two: panic slightly, then Google "how to knit." Then realize you don’t understand what casting on means, but you’re already in too deep. [Cut to Bob with a tiny, uneven row of stitches.] Bob: Boom. Progress. I made... a shoelace. I think. [Gene bursts in holding two spatulas as "knitting needles."] Gene: I’m knitting with spatulas! It’s called grill couture! Bob: Great, now the kids are getting involved. This was supposed to be for my mental health. [End with Bob holding up a lumpy half-scarf proudly.] Bob: Anyway... that’s how you knit. Or at least how I knit. Tune in next time for “Bob gets tangled in yarn and See more