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Grey-bearded man in straw hat and sunglasses relaxes on a beach chair, sipping a drink under a palm tree on a sunny tropical beach.

Grey-bearded man in straw hat and sunglasses relaxes on a beach chair, sipping a drink under a palm tree on a sunny tropical beach.

Here's a funny commercial script about UPA Density Fog Deterrent System, incorporating your ideas: **Commercial Title:** The "Will Smith?" Security Solution **Characters:** * **GARY:** Mid-40s, slightly harried but well-meaning small business manager, currently on a beach vacation. * **MR. HENDERSON:** 60s, Gary's no-nonsense, booming-voiced big boss. * **VOICEOVER:** Smooth, professional announcer. **(SCENE START)** **EXT. TROPICAL BEACH - DAY** SOUND of gentle waves, distant seagulls GARY is reclined on a brightly colored beach chair, a ridiculously large straw hat shading his face. He's sipping a fruity drink with an umbrella in it. His phone, which is surprisingly old and battered, buzzes. He squints at it. **GARY** (Muttering to himself) Ugh, Henderson? Now? I’m finally relaxing\! He fumbles to answer. **GARY** (Cheerfully, trying to sound less annoyed than he is) Mr. Henderson\! To what do I owe this… tropical interruption? **MR. HENDERSON (O.S. - VOICE OVER PHONE, BOOMING)** (Slightly distorted, like he's yelling into a bad connection) Gary\! Excellent\! Listen, I’ve had a stroke of genius for the new security campaign. We need a commercial. Something… *impactful*. A flock of squawking seagulls suddenly descends and flies directly over Gary’s head, creating a cacophony. **GARY** (Yelling over the birds) A *what* campaign, Mr. Henderson? I’m losing you\! Sounds like a flock of pterodactyls just landed on my head\! **MR. HENDERSON (O.S.)** (Even louder, trying to be See more