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An illustration depicts a man in a suit talking to a woman holding multiple shopping bags inside a clothing store.

An illustration depicts a man in a suit talking to a woman holding multiple shopping bags inside a clothing store.

[Scene: Clothing store fitting room area] Karen: "Excuse me, I need a bigger fitting room. This one feels... judgy." Employee (zero patience): "Ma’am, it’s a rectangle with mirrors. If you’re getting judged, it’s probably by your reflection." Karen: "Are you implying something about my body?!" Employee: "No ma’am, I’m implying you’re dramatic. Your aura is loud and your energy is expensive." Karen: "I want to speak to your manager!" Employee: "Absolutely. Do you want my mom’s number too? She manages my attitude." Karen: "You have no respect for paying customers!" Employee: "That’s wild coming from someone holding 43 clearance items and a coupon that expired in 2017." Karen: "I’m calling corporate!" Employee: "Tell them I said hey. Ask for Denise — she’s my aunt." See more