A large, friendly Sasquatch IT specialist in a blue 'TECH' polo shirt jumps down a spiral staircase in a server room, surrounded by flying sticky notes, as tiny office workers look on with surprise and awe.

Create an image based on this story.Bobby Mullins – IT Specialist, Sasquatch Descendant, Stair Survivor (2007-2025) We have lost a man whose legacy will echo through the server rooms and stairwells of this building for generations to come. Bobby Mullins, born into a proud family of Sasquatches, was destined for greatness—and slightly above-average stature. From the moment he stomped into the IT department, we knew we were dealing with a rare breed: part technician, part cryptid, all legend. Bobby’s troubleshooting skills were unmatched. He could fix a printer with nothing but a glare and a grunt. He spoke fluent “user error,” and his ability to reset a password without judgment was nothing short of saintly. But let’s be honest—half the time, we weren’t sure if Bobby was solving tech issues or just intimidating them into submission. And who could forget the Great Fall of 2018? That majestic tumble down the back stairs—graceful as a drunken gazelle, dramatic as a soap opera finale. We still don’t know what caused it: gravity, sabotage, or just Bobby trying to install a patch mid-descent. Either way, the dent in the wall remains a monument to his commitment. Bobby’s leaving marks the end of an era. No longer will we hear his battle cry of “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” echoing through the halls. And no longer will we find notes posted so high we will need a step ladder to get them down. So here’s to Bobby Mullins: the myth, the legend, the IT wizard with See more