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Two cartoon men in a chaotic kitchen scene with pizzas, green slime, a large snake, and flying food. Giant pigeons fly outside a window.

Two cartoon men in a chaotic kitchen scene with pizzas, green slime, a large snake, and flying food. Giant pigeons fly outside a window.

1 (Mark): LETS PIZZA A MAKE 2 (Tim): …you mean "make a pizza." 1 (Mark): yeah but im not care 2 (Tim): ok 1 (Mark): ok bogger-salt, slimey flow, and mile long snake mat 2 (Tim): my hand is gray 1 (Mark): I WILL MIX THE FOOD WITH YOUR HAND 2 (Tim): n- *gets used* 1 (Mark): ok now im gonna make you fly into a window and make the birds say "7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777..." 2 (Tim): *crashes through window* ow—why are the birds chanting numbers?! 1 (Mark): BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE SECRET LOTTERY OF THE COSMOS!!! 2 (Tim): I don’t think birds can even count. 1 (Mark): THEY CAN COUNT TO INFINITY, TIM. watch— *points at pigeons spelling π with their wings* 2 (Tim): …that’s not even possible. 1 (Mark): neither is bogger-salt, but here we are. 2 (Tim): I just wanted pepperoni. --- 1 (Mark): pegerion-nanay 2 (Tim): EWWWWW THE PEPPERONI IS FLYING LIKE A BEE 1 (Mark): 1.5 IS THE WEWWEEWEWEWEEWEWEWEWEWEEW NIMBIR EGUR 2 (Tim): …you ok? 1 (Mark): yintop 2 (Tim): That’s not even a word. 1 (Mark): IT IS NOW. *throws dictionary out the window* 2 (Tim): The birds are spelling “yintop” in the sky now… 1 (Mark): SEE? VALIDATED BY AVIAN ACADEMIA! 2 (Tim): I just… wanted… pizza. --- 1 (Mark): IIIIIIIIIIIUYGFVBCGBGFWYTWFM GRIRTCHTCHTHTCHTHTCHTCHTCHTCHHTCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNyucbtyvtrfctfy8fr- 2 (Tim): OK OK… um “unglitch poison.” Cup of sand, bog water, party food, and a 1/2 cup of cookie bites. 1 (Mark): ... 2 (Tim): mixing… 1 (Mark): ... 2 (Tim): See more