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A whimsical vintage-style poster for the "37th Annual Noble Pee Prize." A king stands between a plunger-hatted woman and a man in a toilet costume, all surrounding a golden toilet trophy.

A whimsical vintage-style poster for the "37th Annual Noble Pee Prize." A king stands between a plunger-hatted woman and a man in a toilet costume, all surrounding a golden toilet trophy.

Event Name: The 37th Annual Noble Pee Prize Gala Location: The Flushmore Auditorium, Bidet City, Nevada Host: Sir Splashalot, a flamboyant emcee in a sequined bathrobe and crown made of toilet paper rolls Award Categories: Golden Gaffe of the Year – For the most spectacular public blunder Lifetime Achievement in Self-Importance – Honoring decades of ego-driven excellence Best Use of a Diaper in Political Theater – For symbolic flair and absorbent messaging Most Creative Misuse of a Microphone – For unforgettable sound bites and vocal disasters Toilet Bowl Innovator Award – For plumbing new depths in public discourse Trophy Design: A gleaming gold toilet with a diamond-studded diaper perched on top. The words “Noble Pee Prize” are etched in Comic Sans across the waistband. Stage Setup: Velvet curtains in shades of urinal cake pink A fog machine that emits lemon-scented mist Backup dancers dressed as plungers and bidets Sample Acceptance Speech: “I am humbled to receive this prestigious porcelain pedestal. Let it be known that no one flushes their legacy quite like I do. May my golden commode inspire generations to sit proudly and never wipe away their dreams.” See more