Create a puppet-show scene of Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth as Muppets on a parody military stage. Trump has ridiculously oversized hands and a smug felt face, standing beneath a âTotally Not a Dictatorâ sign. Hegseth is beside him wearing camo with medals that say âFake Valorâ and âFox News Vet.â Tanks with smiley faces roll by while a squad of puppet troops goose-step exaggeratedly past. The whole thing looks like a childrenâs war pageant directed by toddlers on a sugar high. See more