Name: Ursocrocio (A blend of "Urso" (bear in Italian) and "Crocio" (short for crocodile). Appearance: • Body: Mostly bear-like, but with thick, scaly crocodile skin in patches, especially around the belly and parts of its back. • Head: A bear's head, but with a long, slightly flattened snout and a few rows of stubby, non-threatening crocodile teeth poking out. • Limbs: Bear paws with small, useless crocodile claws on each toe. It walks with a waddle-like gait, unsure if it should lumber or slither. • Attire: A tiny, tilted gondolier hat perched precariously on its head. A faded, slightly-too-tight AC Milan jersey. See more