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Illustration of two rats white water rafting and playing poker with cards floating in the water.

Illustration of two rats white water rafting and playing poker with cards floating in the water.

Make two rats white water rafting playing Texas hold em. The back rat is panicked and has Ace of clubs and ace of diamonds. He is also shoveling water out of the sinking raft. The other rat is standing strong at the front of the boat with the 7 of hearts and 2 of spades in his hand. Make the board cards in the water. The flop is the ace of hearts, 5 of hearts and the king of diamonds, the turn is the 8 of hearts and the river is the jack of hearts, giving the front proud rat the win with a flush, thus making him a “river rat” the joke is that even though the back rat flopped the better hand with better cards, he knows the front rat is lucky and is panicking that he will be drawn out on but make the back rate more clear and only holding two cards See more