A grotesque, stylized illustration of a human face covered in messy fast food items like lettuce, cheese, fries, ketchup, and mayonnaise, with a burger bun as a hat.

Clumps of wet lettuce – soggy, limp, and stuck like seaweed Mayo globs with pickle bits sliding down your hair Half-melted cheese slice tangled like a gooey highlight A ketchup packet exploded and glued to your head Old fries – cold and soggy, randomly stabbed into your hair Crumbs of burnt toast stuck like dandruff Broken straw or spork like sad hair accessories Plastic glove half-melted and clinging to your head like a weird bandana Rice grains – cartoon-style, scattered and stuck everywhere Crusty soup chunks – mystery brown-orange blobs for maximum “ew” See more