Black novelty license plate with white text reading 'STATE OF CONFUSION', 'DEAD Q', and 'YOUR TICKET CLOSED: 01/01/1970'.

Create an image of a custom, US-sized (12"x6") novelty license plate, designed with a nerdy, 'Bastard Operator From Hell' (BOFH) theme. Main Prominent Text: DEAD Q "Issuing Authority" Text (e.g., along the top): Choose one like STATE OF CONFUSION, BOFH COMMAND, DEPT. OF LUSER FILES, or LAYER 8 CORRECTIONS. "Tagline/Expiration" Text (e.g., along the bottom): Choose one like PATIENCE EXPIRED: 01/01/1970, YOUR TICKET CLOSED: 01/01/1970, or RTFM SINCE: 01/01/1970. Font Style: Describe it, for example: "a stark monospaced font reminiscent of old computer terminals," or "a clean, utilitarian sans-serif font in all caps." Color Scheme: Specify your preference, e.g., "black text on a white background," "white text on a black background," or "black text on a 'warning label' yellow background." Overall Look & Feel: "The plate should look clearly unofficial and custom, not like a government-issued registration plate. It should have a high-quality appearance, with a dark humor, cynical tech vibe that sysadmins and engineers would find amusing. The design should be relatively minimalist but impactful." Optional Details: "Perhaps include a subtle, very small parody 'seal' for the 'State of Confusion' if the top line is that, or a slightly worn/glitchy texture to the plate if desired." Context (Optional, but can help): "This plate is intended for the front bumper of a sporty car like a VW GTI. The image could show just the plate, or the plate mounted on the front of a dark grey 2017 VW GTI See more