Inside a dimly lit, slightly rundown detention center common room, Donald Trump lounges in an orange prison jumpsuit with a smug grin, sitting on a plastic chair. Sean "Diddy" Combs and R. Kelly, also in orange jumpsuits, are nearby—Diddy leaning against a wall looking cool but bored, R. Kelly tapping his fingers nervously on a table. The room features peeling paint, flickering fluorescent lights, barred windows, and a small TV mounted in the corner playing a nonstop Fox News marathon with a visible “As Seen on Fox” logo overlay. On the walls, graffiti reads: “Make Jail Great Again” “Felons & Friends Club” “Cellblock VIPs” The mood mixes tension, boredom, and awkward camaraderie. 📝 Caption: “Well, you said you wanted to lock up felons…” See more