"A comedic illustration in 16:9 featuring a man resembling Alan Partridge (middle-aged, side-parted hair, green quilted vest) standing on a rural road in the Peak District at dusk, holding a car jack dramatically. A fox sits nearby looking unimpressed. A battered Rover 800 car with hazard lights on is in the background. The image looks like an 80s power ballad cover or Netflix true crime poster. Add dramatic lighting and text at the bottom: 'That was the tragedy... (WITH A JACK!)'. See more