[The scene opens with a shot of the night sky on Earth, and a very prominent moon. Gunshots and a man yelling can be heard. There are several criminals on the street.] Overweight criminal: We're up to no good. Yeah. This is what we do.. Toothy criminal: We are no good for society. Overweight criminal: We're shady. People don't like us. For a reason, though. Toothy criminal: I'm stealing candy from babies. Overweight criminal: Yeah. [The guy doesn't like what the overweight criminal gave him, and snaps his fingers to summon a bald criminal with a knife. The overweight criminal takes the knife with ease, and threatens the guy.] Overweight criminal: You think I'm scared of you? I hate Christmas, okay? Tells you everything you need to know. Toothy criminal: I'm stealing babies. [As the criminals are having their way, we see the silhouettes of three lions on top of a tall building.] Lotor: All right, so we all know how things go right? Humans on Earth do some pretty quiznak-up stuff, and then they die and they end up here. And monsters all have an idea of what imps are, right? We're space heroes with pitchforks, torturing their souls for all eternity. Well... [chuckles] that's quiznak outdated. [The scene changes from graffiti on Earth to a whiteboard with Lotor's observations, and a graphical representation of what he's talking about, then later, back to Earth.] Lotor: Most of us are baristas and boring junk, and since we're born here, we get to serve whoever the Q lands in our See more