A stylized illustration of three characters—a jazz saxophonist, an eccentric inventor, and Santa Claus in a Hawaiian shirt—standing on a cobblestone street littered with cigarette butts in a foggy town.

In the foggy town of Puffington, three unlikely companions—Will Wokna the jazz saxophonist, Beans Geen Gooker the eccentric inventor, and Santa Claus on holiday—decided to smoke 10 cigarettes each in a moment of questionable curiosity. What began as an experiment quickly turned into a coughing, wheezing disaster: Will lost his ability to hit high notes, Beans couldn’t see through his fogged-up goggles, and Santa’s “ho-ho-ho” sounded more like a haunted whisper. As their lungs rebelled and their energy vanished, they realized just how brutal even one heavy smoking session could be. The aftermath—shortness of breath, mental fog, and regret—led them to swear off smoking forever. Will returned to clean living, Beans invented a cigarette-slapping robot, and Santa started a "Smoke-Free Stocking" campaign. The tale became a local legend—a funny but sobering reminder that smoking, even for icons, is no joke. See more